I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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