its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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