I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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