theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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