hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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