have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She bit a glass in half.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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