So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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