I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish I only lived at night.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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