i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
where does the pee come out of this thing
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
