so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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