WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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