Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just had sex bonerless
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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