Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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