Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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