I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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