I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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