I can tuck mytits in my pants
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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