Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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