Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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