I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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