She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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