And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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