Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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