So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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