Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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