I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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