ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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