What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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