16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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