We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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