I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
This is classic penis vs brain.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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