so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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