I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think a kid would responsible me up
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
