he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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