if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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