what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I need a beard to bite.
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