Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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