Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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