hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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