Christians are straight up FREAKS
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
A+ Viking dick
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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