yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My vagina is officially offended.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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