I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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