So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
