Your tits are I can't wait for
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
love makes seman taste better
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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