its not stalking. its research.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
