if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Two words: nipple clamps
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