Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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