I wannas sexs uuuuu
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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