Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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