So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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