if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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