Where is the hickey?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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