Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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