I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
