I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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